Haytech Posted September 16, 2004 Report Posted September 16, 2004 A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she doesn't back off he asks her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself," she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?" "Beerduck." Sebastian H. Pro - Sound Showtechnik The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein "You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun" Al Capone
GLX Posted November 13, 2004 Author Report Posted November 13, 2004 Stairs are like power spikes, nobody wants them but there always there..
Frog Genius Posted July 14, 2005 Report Posted July 14, 2005 Q: What did king tutenkamun say when he was scared??? A: I want my mummy not very funny, appologies
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